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New element discovered!

Governmentiun is the heaviest element yet known to science. It has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 11 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentiun has no electrons, it is …

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Well, a little bit of justice

Still not enough in my book. This never should have happened. HERNANDO — Randall Wade Owen, who earlier this month pleaded guilty to killing two-year-old Ethan Bayless in a drunk driving accident, received the maximum sentence of 25 years in jail at a hearing Wednesday before Circuit Court Judge Bobby Chamberlin. In an emotional four-hour hearing, the family of Ethan …

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