Chuck Norris Energy drink

So we’re sitting around at work, somehow we wind up talking about Jones sodas and weird flavors. Then David brings up the fact that some of his friends tried the Steven Seagal Energy Drink

Nope, not making this up. It’s too funny. So of course we go from thinking Steven Seagal, to Chuck Norris. While we’re laughing about Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick drinks, we Google it and find these Amazon reviews, that are hilarious!!!

I can’t wait for the Chuck Norris’ Roundhouse of power Energy drink they are coming out with this summer. I hear it can cure kidney disease because it is made of synthasized snot someone stole from a tissue Chuck used.

You’ve got to read the others at Amazon to fully appreciate it. I was laughing so hard I snorted!

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