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The geography of genders

GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN

– Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

– Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

– Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India; very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.

– Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently aging but still warm and a desirable place to visit.

– Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

– Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost the war and haunted by past mistakes.

– Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide and borders are now un-patrolled.

– After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages…. only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

GEOGRAPHY OF MEN

– Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iraq – ruled by a dick

Props to SW, a proud fellow Texan, for sharing that

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