Funnies (ha ha)

Some of the many reasons it’s good to be a woman

*We got off the Titanic first.
*We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
*Our boyfriend’s clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
*We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
*Taxis stop for us.
*Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
*We don’t look like a frog in a blender when we dance.
*Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies (you get the point).
*New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
*No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.
*If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
*We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
*We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
*Our friends won’t think we’re weird if we ask whether there’s spinach in our teeth.
*There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

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